Bachelor: the unauthorized parody musical at The Apollo Theatre
Bachelor: the Unauthorized Musical
Book & Lyrics by Richelle Miess
Music by Tony Gonzalez & Sam Johnides
Directed by Tim Drucker
January 13 - February 17, 2022
Apollo Theatre
BACHELOR The Unauthorized Musical is the most dramatic unauthorized musical parody of The Bachelor yet! With songs like “Sob Story,” “Two-On-One Tango,” and “The Date Card is a Riddle,” this uproarious parody is packed with romance, competition, and contestants who may or may not be here for The Right Reasons.
Whether you love The Bachelor, only watch The Bachelor with your girlfriend, or have never seen The Bachelor, get ready to fall in love with this musical. Who will get the final rose? Who will go home heartbroken? And how many Bachelor jokes can they cram into a 80-minute musical? You’ll just have to come pick up your rose and find out!
For more information, visit bachelorthemusical.com.
Ages 13+*
* Please note Apollo Theater’s Covid Safety Protocols
Thursday, January 13th – Thursday, February 17th, 2022
Call for Tickets: 773.935.6100
Reviews
Chicago Tribune - Recommended
"...The cast is local, solid and, for the most part, decent singers of the wicked little ditties the show serves up to its audience. As directed by Tim Drucker, the show clips along at a nice pace. Go with a few pals, pregame it and keep your expectations reasonable. You'll have fun."
Read Full Review- Chris Jones
Chicago Reader - Highly Recommended
"...From simple, effective jokes like naming every contestant Lauren, to more biting jabs about the show's morally questionable and often manufactured "trauma bonding," the musical appeals thanks to its pace, spot-on mockery, and the cast's infectious enthusiasm. Written by Richelle Meiss with music by Sam Johnides and Tony Gonzalez, the one-act (presented by Right Angle Entertainment) deftly mimics the maudlin melodrama of the hit ABC show, including its preshow promos and tearful goodbyes."
Read Full Review- Marissa Oberlander
Around The Town Chicago - Recommended
"...I will tell you that the songs are very cute, although a bit hokey. The "Two On One Tango" ( choreographer Sheena Laird did a great job on this one) is fun and the "Penis or Heart" number is hysterical ( costumes by Jessica Sheehan are a stitch). All of the women are talented and can sing and move well. Ceciia Hole as Lauren P does a smashing job with her "More Than A Virgin" number and Alexandria Neyhart as Lauren T is a powerhouse. Ann Delaney is Lauren R and Chelsie Cravens brings Lauren M. to life. Nina Jayashankar rounds out the lady cast as Jayshia."
Read Full Review- Alan Bresloff
Chicago Theatre Review - Recommended
"...With a television show that was just begging to be parodied, featuring over-the-top characters and witty songs, this is an hilariously entertaining way to both warm your heart on a cold, winter Chicago evening, while offering so many laughs in the process. Men will enjoy all the bodacious babes in this show and women, especially bachelorette parties, will find this the perfect show for unbridled fun. The clever script showcases the talents of an excellent cast, while it provides lot of humor, no matter your level of love for the franchise. Whether you're a rabid fan of "The Bachelor," merely a passing acquaintance of the series or, like me, have never watched it, there's something in this silly one-act musical for everyone. By the final curtain, the one question on every audience member's mind will certainly be, "Who will get the final rose?""
Read Full Review- Colin Douglas
Chicagoland Musical Theatre - Highly Recommended
"...What's so fun about Bachelor: The Unauthorized Parody Musical is that the material speaks to a deep understanding of The Bachelor's faults, but also to the simple belief that love is out there for all of us, no matter how cringe it may get. Hilarious, self-aware, an enormously enjoyable night out."
Read Full Review- Grace Ferolo
BroadwayWorld - Recommended
"...All told, BACHELOR: THE UNAUTHORIZED PARODY MUSICAL is exceedingly clever, legitimately funny, and far wittier than the ABC series itself. This show earns my rose."
Read Full Review- Rachel Weinberg